Our fans rattled the shit out of the security personnel at the FedExField with their booming cheers and constant movement. As usual, they behaved and never crossed the line, but they let their presence be felt, which we greatly appreciated. I implored them to keep up the volume and have a grand time; advice they didn’t need because they came ready to party. They, in turn, sent us enough energy to power us through several shows. When the lights went on, they let out one last roar that startled many of the security officers. The band gave them a bow and a thumbs up.
As we headed to the tunnel, a young security officer asked me if it was necessary to pump up the fans and get them even rowdier. I looked at the fresh-faced youngster and told him that it was absolutely necessary for me to do that. “They came her to have fun, and they did, so mission accomplished for us,” I replied. “Don’t you think that was a little much,” he continued. “No, Sir.” “I thought it was extreme,” he then said. I kept walking, ignoring the young man who obviously doesn’t get out enough, but he continued to press the issue. “Sir, we don’t want a repeat of this tomorrow,” he said in a curt tone. “You’ll be fine, according to the chief of security, there were no ugly incidents, so it’s all good,” I replied. Fortunately, an older security officer stepped in and told the youngster, whose name was Kyle, to pipe down and get a handle. “You don’t have enough experience to be giving out advice, and the Scragg Man certainly doesn’t need to hear it, so shut it,” the officer said, which quieted and mortified the tight-assed youngster. “Great show, Scragg, I can’t wait for tomorrow,” the older officer then told me. “Neither can I, Sir,” I replied.
On the way back to the hotel, Rory asked me about Kyle the Security Officer, which made me chuckle. “That boy needs to lighten up,” I remarked. “I’ve never seen that happen before, Scragg, and it takes a dumb fuck to say that to a performer,” Rory said. “Yeah, but he’s young and inexperienced. I don’t foresee a fruitful career in security or law enforcement for him, but that’s okay, maybe he’ll find something more to his liking.” “Scragg, he doesn’t need to be on an assignment like that, in fact, he probably should be sent home.” “That’s not our call.” “I know, Scragg, but that boy is going to get himself hurt.” “Well, he has a boss and I rather suspect he’ll get an earful from him if he already hasn’t. Security is a tough business, they don’t get a lot of respect, yet, they’re invaluable and allow events like the one we just performed to happen. That said, it takes a degree of skill and savvy to be good at it, qualities that Kyle has yet to acquire or may lack altogether,” I replied. “True, but it was still fucked up what he did. He reminded me of a kid I knew when I was a teenager. He was a serious boy who followed the rules to the point of absurdity, which made him a laughingstock. The last I heard of him he was living at home looking for a job. He couldn’t make it as a cop and was fired from a security job for being a dick. I don’t know what you do with people like that,” Rory said. “Hopefully, they find something that doesn’t require much interaction with the public,” I commented. “I guess I didn’t need to bring any of this up, I just thought that security guy was out-of-line, mainly from being clueless,” Rory added before dropping the subject.
Security officers generally work long hours for low pay and get minimal respect from the public. Some of them are poorly trained and motivated, but not all of them. There are a lot of hard-working people doing security work and protecting people from harm. Despite being uptight, Kyle did help keep us and our fans safe. It’s easy to dismiss security personnel as wannabe cops or flunkies, but the next time you go to the mall, a fair, festival, or concert, it’s the security personnel keep things under control.
And that isn’t an easy job.