Don’t Stray When You’re Away 1020

I sat at the kitchen table waiting for Kevin to arrive. Blake walked in and took a seat next to me. “I wish you were going with me,” I said. She smiled and took my hand. “Just do what you have to and try to stay out of trouble,” she replied. “I know what I have to do and I’m going to do it and then head home. I like the city, but not that much.” “This is what you’ve worked for, so enjoy it and make us proud,” Blake said. “I will, and always remember that this is what I do, not who I am.” My wife smiled and gave me a kiss.

Kevin arrived and we hit the road before dawn. I asked him if it was hard for him to leave his family. He gave me a sheepish look and then cracked up.
I have more years in this than you, so this is a break. I love my family, but I deserve this now and then.” “I guess.” “I figure we’ll check in and then scope out the city,” my partner said. “I promised Blake that I wouldn’t get in any trouble,” I replied. “Now what kind of trouble could we get into,” Kevin said with a wicked grin. “Christ, I made a dirty album last time I was on the road with you.” “Yeah, and that worked out well.” “Just don’t loosen up your legs and hip, boy,” I said. “I promise, Scragg.”

Please let this trip be mild.

As we got on 95, Kevin asked me if I ever thought about cheating on Blake, which caught me by surprise. “Of course not, and why would you ask such  a question,” I replied. “I didn’t mean to offend you, Scragg, I was just being nosey.” “You’re not thinking about doing that shit in New York, are you?” “No, I just asked you if you ever thought about being with another woman.” “And I told you no, so let’s get off this fucked up topic.” “Okay.”

What the hell?

“I bet they’re a lot of pretty women in New York,” my partner then said. “Kevin!” “Just making a comment.” “Make more appropriate comments.” “What do you want to talk about?” “Business.” “You’re no fun.” “Look, if you want to whack off in your mind, have at it, but keep your filthy thoughts to yourself, and furthermore, don’t act upon them because you’d be a worthless fuck without Brie, and I’m not going to take care of you, so you’ll end up in the gutter and probably get your throat cut by another wino looking for spare change. Just admit that you’re in your situation for life and stop thinking about being a playboy because you would suck at it,” I replied. “Shit, you don’t have much confidence in me,” Kevin said. “Not when it comes to shit like that.” “I thought when you became successful you got a license to play the field,” my partner said. “And Brie gets a lawyer who rips you apart in court, which leads you to the gutter where some other desperate fuck bashes your brains in for your bottle of cheap wine.” “I thought you said he would cut my throat,” Kevin replied. “Cut your throat, bash your brains in, blow your head off, disembowel, flay, or boil you in oil, pick your way to die, asshole; the result is the same.” “I think getting my head blown off would be the most painless.” “Then I hope the fucker boils you in oil,” I replied. Kevin laughed. ” I wonder what the gentlemen’s clubs are like up there,” he then asked. “Kevin!” “Just kidding, Scragg.” “With your luck you’d end up being the main attraction,” I said. “That would be cool, too,” my foolish partner replied. “Idiot.” 

You don’t stray when you’re away.

Dreaming On A Sunday 1019

Chase was holding court when Blake and I arrived at the restaurant. He was talking to Kevin and Bob, who tried their best to pay attention to him. “Looks like Chase has found a couple of ears to bend,” I said to Milt, who managed to escape the blue-blood’s wisdom. “He comes in every Sunday, and talks someone’s ear off,” the ax man replied. “I guess we’ll join him,” I said, which made Blake grimace.

Chase has that effect on people.

“Scragg, Blake, glad you could join us,” Chase said, which I found amusing. “Yeah, it’s a privilege to be able to stop by your place of business,” I fired back. Kevin and Bob chuckled while Chase turned slightly red. “You know what I meant, ” he replied. Seeing a chance to escape, my partner and best friend took off. “So, what’s up,” the blue-blood asked. “I told Tara that she no longer had to maintain the website, so we need to find someone else,” I said. “Good, it’s about time we hired better help,” Chase replied, which got Blake’s dander up. “She’s a good girl who did her best,” she said, trying to contain her anger. “I didn’t mean it that way, Blake, so please forgive me.” My wife forced a smile and nodded at the billionaire. “We need someone to monitor that, so do you have anyone in mind,” I asked. “No, but I’ll get on it. Did Tara say that I was difficult to work for?” “No, she just said that you were a heartless prick who needed his ass kicked,” I replied. “Oh, then there’s no hard feelings?” “I don’t think so, she just finds you to be an obnoxious asshole who should be castrated, so the likes of you can never reproduce,” I continued. “Good, that inspires me to spread my seed everywhere,” the rich boy replied, which made my wife almost gag. “That thought terrify you, Blake,” Chase asked. “No, I just find it disgusting,” she snapped. The billionaire smiled and gave Blake a wink. “I’m doing better…I think,” he said. “Whatever, Chase,” my wife replied before giving him a genuine smile.

He really isn’t a bad guy.

“I love this place, Scragg, you guys did a great job building up a loyal customer base, but you even did a better job of allowing your people to make it shine. Everyone comes here for the antics of Doris, Stella, and Jean, who’s really sweet. My executives look forward to coming here now, and I like it because there’s no more lawsuits,” Chase said. “And I appreciate the business.” “You guys ready to head to New York, tomorrow,” the blue-blood asked. “We sure are, and I pray it’s as productive as the last time.” “It will be, and Seth told me to tell you that the script is spectacular,” Chase said to Blake, who blushed. “Thank you,” she replied. “He says you  have a talent for developing characters. I told him she married Elmer, so she has a wealth of experience, but on a serious note, he suggests you pursue it,” the billionaire added. “I agree, but I’ll let her make that call all by herself,” I interjected. “It’s just a hobby,” my wife said. “The script is great, Blake, and you really did capture the futility of those men’s lives, which takes skill. I’m impressed, and I imagine your husband is, too.” “Thank you, Chase, and maybe I won’t curse your name as much,” Blake joked. Chase laughed.

I had the big breakfast while Blake had chocolate chip pancakes, bacon, and eggs. The meal was great and the company was, too. Kevin and Chase said they would take care of the website, which eased my mind. I asked how Lucas was doing and Kevin smiled. “He’s quiet,” he replied with a devilish grin. “Okay, that’s mean,” my wife said. “I know, but I couldn’t resist.” “Try, Kevin.” “Have you been talking to Brie,” he shot back. “Yes, in fact I have.” “Looks like I’m damned from all sides,” my partner said before tending to another customer.

We headed home after our meal and relaxed for a spell. I began to drift and Blake told me to let myself go because she had to call Darlene about something and would be up for a while. I took her advice and let sleep come.

Sunday’s are better now–much better.

Little Mama Don’t Play 1018

Church was crowded, which meant there were a lot of unruly children running about. I understand their boredom, but I felt my frustration even more as the little demons darted in and out of the pews while making ungodly noises. I wanted to scream.

Fortunately, Little Mama took over.

Tara and Liam were already at the church when we arrived and I saw her talking with the sisters and some of the elders who think they run everything. Blake and I chuckled as she patiently reminded the evil little creatures that they were in church; not a playground, but when they summarily ignored her, she sprung into action. She took a little boy by the hand and guided him back to his hapless parents while gently scolded the miniature beast who gawked at her in terror. A little girl got the same treatment and hung her head in fear as Little Mama broke it down to her in way she understood. Another kid got grabbed as he attempted to pass he in the aisle. I laughed as she sensed his presence and grabbed him by the hand without looking back.

Perhaps Kevin is right when he asserted that she has three-sixty vision.

Within a few minutes order had been restored and the church began without the sounds of chaos. The sermon, which was about respecting others, was perfect and I smirked as Tara gave a little rug rat a stern look, which dissuaded him from misbehaving any further.

Little Mama don’t play.

After church, Tara and Liam mingled with other parishioners before talking with the sisters. “She’s really becoming an active member in the church,” Blake commented. ‘That’s good, and it looks like Liam is getting into it, also,” I replied. “She really enjoys counseling and told me that she wants to do more of it. I think Tara has found something she loves, Elmer,” my wife continued. “That’s great, now let’s get something to eat,” I replied. Blake smiled and then shook her head. “What,” I asked. “I’ll tell you while you stuff your face.” “Is anyone else coming with us?” “I think Tara and Liam are going out with another young couple,” Blake replied. “What about Tabitha and Channing?” “They’re going with them, so it’s just us.” I gave my wife a smile. “You mean they’re developing their own lives and interests?” “Yes, Elmer.” “And you think Tara would rather spend her time in church activities than maintain my website?” “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.” “Okay, I can deal with that.” “Tara told me that a few days ago, but doesn’t want to let you down. She can’t keep up, Elmer, and Chase isn’t all that forgiving.” “That’s fine, Blake, I just want her to be happy; just let me quick chat with her.”

I pulled Little Mama aside and asked her how things were going with the website. She smiled, but I could tell she was slightly distressed. “Chase isn’t very patient, but I’m learning and…” “You’re free of that duty, girl, so you go live your life and do what makes you happy,” I said. Tara broke out in a wide smile. “You know I love you,” she replied. “Of course, and I love you, which is why I’m not going to let you do something you don’t want to. You have you own life, which I want you to live to the fullest.” “I don’t want to leave you in a bad way,” she replied. “Don’t you worry about that and go do what makes you happy.” “Sister Agnes thinks I should take some courses in child-care, which would allow me to run a church daycare. They’re really interested in what I have to say, and I know we could do more with the church,” Tara replied. “Then go for it,” I said. “You’re so awesome,” she declared as she gave me a big hug.

So are you Little Mama.

I told Blake that I relieved Tara of her website duties. “She’s grateful for not having to deal with Chase, anymore,”I said. “Good, but who’s going to do it now,” my wife replied. “I’ll call Kevin, and see what he has in mind. Let’s go eat before I pass out.” “Where?” “My joint, it’s free,”I replied. Blake shook her head. I took Elizabeth and we went to pig out like a family.

Church wasn’t so bad this morning.

Kevin Takes Charge 1017

After dinner, Kevin asked to speak with Blake and me. We told him he could stop by the house, so we could get Elizabeth home. “We’ll drop the kids off ast Brie’s parents,” he said. Tara, then offered to watch Christine and Kevin Jr., which caught my partner by surprise. “I love children, Kevin, and they’re a lot more tolerable than you,” she added. Kevin thanked her and turned his kids over to Little Mama, who told them that they would play a game at the house.

After we put Elizabeth in her crib, we all took a seat in the living room and Kevin discussed the new plans. “I’m going on tour with you, so that’s the new and last plan. Brie and I had a heated discussion last night that was prompted by a question from Christine,” Kevin said. “What did she say,” I asked. “She asked why we made her illness worse than it is,” Kevin said flatly, which jolted Brie into near tears. “It’s true, we use her illness to control each other, which is bad; hell, it’s evil. What started off as good intentions morphed into something that makes us both ashamed. It’s time that we grow up and pursue what makes us happy. I told Brie last night that she has the ability to rise in the school, but she has to show the willingness to do it. I want to make this band a success, so I have to focus on that. That’s the plan,” my partner said. “Christine’s right, and I know I’m still clingy and whiny, but it’s not like…” Brie broke down before she could finish. “Listen, you two will be alright, so don’t punish yourselves anymore. Sometimes it take a child to set adults straight,” I said. “You guys are so talented, and I know if you’re to be successful, then you have to tour, but it’s hard being alone,” Brie managed to say. “Stop being afraid, Brie,” I replied, which further shook the pretty woman. “You’re very talented, also, but you have to let go and accomplish what you know you can.” “It’s just that so much has happened,” she said in a shaky voice. “My father’s dead, and it’s time I fully realize my dream. I’m no longer going to be haunted by that murderous bastard, so let’s move forward and be happy. I’m sorry all that terrible stuff happened and I wish you were never exposed to it, but I’m stronger than my father; I’m stronger than my mother, so stop bringing him up in your subtle way, and I’ll stop pretending that I’m happy living in a sterile house devoid of real emotions. I know I can be an asshole and have issues, but so do you; so does everybody. I love you because you’re so protective of me, but we can do better, Brie,” Kevin said. “Brie, I’ll be here. Caitlin’s around. You have your parents and plenty of support, so trust Kevin, and know he’s going to make all your lives better. That’s what I had to do with, Elmer, and it’s working out. It is time that you advanced your career, so let’s keep focused. We’re all friends, and friends help each other out,” Blake interjected. Brie let out a slight smile. “That’s what you needed, girl, a little reassurance that everything is going to be okay. This is something that comes along once in a lifetime, so I can’t miss it, and I want Kevin and Rory to experience it. I want you to benefit from it, too, which you will. This is a great time,” I declared. “Why is everything so crazy with you,” Brie said before smiling. “I’m The Lord of Chaos,” I replied.

Kevin went on to say that Bob would be staying home and minding the restaurant in our absence. “There’s no sense in a man his age traveling about the country just to keep tabs on another man. It’s time we stopped worrying about you falling back into your old ways. I suppose we’ll still take P.K., but that’s it. I can’t wait to get started.” “What about going to New York,” Brie asked. “I figure Scragg could use a hand up there, so I’ll drive him and soak up the sights while he’s playing the role of important author,” my partner replied. “You going to try to get a few gigs,” Brie continued. “We might, but only in topless bars.” “Kevin!” “Sorry, baby, I couldn’t resist.” “Try,” his wife pouted.

Kevin and Brie left in better spirits and I felt better about the situation. “It’s time for Brie to toughen up and see the bigger picture. Do you think she has what it takes to move up,” I asked Blake. “Yes, she’s a great teacher and has the administrative skills to advance. Her biggest problem is she’s needy, which will always be an issue for her, but this summer should help her deal some with that. The reason we live the way we do is because you make a lot of money, which I know isn’t everything, but it’s nice and I’m not going to deny that,” my wife replied. “Well put,” I added. “And looks like Kevin has taken charge of his life, which is a positive sign,” Blake said. “Yes it does and perhaps this is the start of his healing.”

It’s time for that, too.

Fellowship And Sexist Humor 1016

Everyone was in good spirits as we chowed down at The Happy Hog. All four of the Stevenson’s siblings showed up and Rene gave me a hug and said that I’m a “total original.” We all have come a long way since we first met and it gave me great pleasure to see all my friends laughing and carrying on. “Hey, Scragg, when’s the sequel coming out,” Bruce asked. “When I’m retired and living in palatial comfort,” I replied. “So next week or so,” Bob quipped. “I’m not that rich, yet.”

While everyone stuffed their faces, I took notice of Christine, who looked to be in good health. I also sensed that something was up between Kevin and Brie, who were unusually quiet. “Christine looks and acts like a healthy little girl,” I whispered to Blake, who agreed. She was going to say something before Tara began telling us about the counseling session, which she throughly enjoyed. “I told Sister Agnes about some of the ideas I have, and she was very receptive to them. She said that I’m perceptive and see things that a lot people miss.” Kevin smirked and I knew an insult was coming. “Well, when your head can do a three-sixty, you can see things that normal people miss,” he fired off. Tara glowered at him for a solid half-minute while everyone else tried not to laugh. Tara then got up and went back to the buffet. “Stop it, Kevin,” Brie warned. “It’s just a joke, and I hope you know that, Liam,” my partner replied. “Yes, but it does bother her, Kev,” Little Mama’s man replied. “Okay, I’ll stop.”

Fortunately, my cell went off for the second time–it was Kilburn.

“What don’t you answer your fucking phone when I call,” my the lawyer greeted me. “I’m eating dinner, Jerry.” “Well, Barry Robertson called from Jupiter Press, and said that your book is creating a buzz in New York City. They took the liberty of sending a copy to The Morning Show, which featured it on their weekend edition, so you need to get up there by Tuesday, because they’re sending some copies to three bookstores up there.” “I just got back, Jerry.” “What the fuck does that got to do with anything?” “It means I got just got back. What can you do to help me,” I asked. “Did I write the fucking book,” Kilburn cordially replied. “I thought we were going to slow things down and plan things out.” “Look, this book was published basically on commission, so it’s up to you to sell it. I’m just telling you what the deal is. The details are on an e-mail I sent to you, so do what you think is best,” the miserable prick snarled before clicking off.

Asshole.

Blake gave me a serious look. “They want you back in New York City, don’t they,” she asked. “Yep,” I replied. “It is going to be a hectic summer,” she said. “Quick turnaround,” I groaned. “I’ll go with you,” Kevin said. Chase and Rory looked at him with stunned looks. “We’ll leave Monday,” Kevin added. Brie hung her head briefly, but managed a smile. “Are you sure,” I asked. “Yes, it’s time we took this operation seriously, so I’m appointing myself tour director. We’re going to make this an unforgettable summer. We can manage because the payoff has the potential to be great.”

Talk about a turnabout.

While Kevin broke it down to Chase, Blake checked my email, which had the three stores where I’m to sign copies. Kilburn also advised me that a feminist group is sharpening their knives to cut me up. “It looks like The Women’s Forum of New York, is deeply offended by the Club Jack album, and says that you need to apologize for its content,” my wife said with a smile. “Good, maybe they’ll burn their bras for me,” I replied. “Elmer,” Blake snapped. Esther broke out laughing, as did Tabitha. “Don’t encourage him,” my wife pleaded. “Shake’em, Shake’em, Shake’em,” Michael rattled off, which got him a smack from Paige. “Maybe they’ll get your Ya-Ya going Ga-Ga,” Liam chimed in. Tara scowled at her husband who was too busy laughing to notice. “Heading into Flesh Valley,” Bruce added. “People, there are children present,” Blake said hysterically. “Funbags are always more succulent when they’re free,” Professor Adams remarked with a straight face. “Alan!” “Sorry, Blake.” “Everyone stop this right now,” my wife demanded. Bob tried to keep a straight face but succumbed to his urges. “That’s right, Bob, join in and act foolish,” Blake scoffed, which got me laughing. “You’re so immature,” she said in despair. “Sorry, baby, it’s just that…” “It’s just that all you men listen to that filthy album on a regular basis because you’re all stupid little boys at heart. It’s ridiculous that grown men act this way.” “Blake’s right, now grow up,” Paige added. “Go drink your Chamomile tea and read some feminist literature,” Bob lobbed in, which enraged Blake. “Oh, this coming from a man who associates with bikers and other assorted miscreants.” “Hey, it was fun.” “That’s because you’re moron,” my wife growled. “I better brush up on my feminist history…oh wait, all I have to do is head the farthest corner of a library and talk about empowerment while someone else foots the bill,” I said. ‘That’s very offensive, especially coming from a man with two daughters,” Brie replied. “Okay, maybe they subsidized the movement by forcing college students to take women studies courses,” I tossed back. All the men erupted in laughter, as did Tabitha and Esther. The rest of the women wore looks of disdain. “I would give you a lesson in the sacrifice women endured to get what we all have now, but it would be wasted on the likes of moronic males like all of you,” Blake said. “Come on, baby, you know we’re just funnin’,” I replied. “Yeah, and all this funny sexism has no base of reality,” my wife said. “No, it’s just a joke.” “Okay, Blake, we’re sorry,” Bruce said. “You’re all still idiots and I hope those women grill you up there,” my wife said in a huff. ”That would be fun, too,” I replied. “Shut your mouth and feed Elizabeth; she just woke up,” Blake snapped. I took my baby girl and did as I was told. “I bet my ancestors never had to do this,” I said. “That’s because they just got out of the trees a few years back,” my wife replied. Everyone laughed.

Oh well.

Changing To Stay Alive 1015

Blake and I loafed around the house until early afternoon and then Kilburn dropped by the house with a box. “I got these yesterday, but I heard you got some rough news from Kansas, so I thought it best to give them to you today. I called Chase today and he said that Tara told him about what happened out there. I’m sorry about that, Scragg, and if there’s anything I can do, please let me know,” the normally miserable lawyer said. “I appreciate that, Jerry, and the only thing we can do is move on,” I replied. “Sounds like a good plan. Anyway, these are copies of your book. Open them up and look at the cover. Blake walked over and watched me take out a book, which had me playing guitar on the cover. I wore a subdued look, which I didn’t like, but I reckon it’s appropriate. “I took a copy and read half the book last night. It’s really a gripping read, so you should be proud,” Jerry said. I gave the lawyer a quizzical look. “Okay, I’m being nice, but don’t get used to it,” he scoffed. “I got to get going. You two have a nice day,” he said before leaving.

Jerry Kilburn saying something nice?

Blake took a book and began leaving through the pages. “This great, Elmer, I know it’s going to be a success,” she said. “We’ll see; it’s weird seeing me in  print.” Blake took the book and took a seat on the couch and began to read. I stared at the books and wondered if I made a wise decision to make my story public.

I called my closest friends and told them to come pick up a copy of my book. Tabitha and Tara showed up first, and were giddy with excitement as they got their copies. “This is so cool,” Little Mama exclaimed. “You’re now a published author,” Tabitha added. “It’s strange, and I’m a little apprehensive about it, but it’s too late to worry about that now,” I replied. Kevin showed up shortly afterwards and was genuinely excited when I handed him his copy. “I’ll be damned, this is really cool, Scragg. These come today,” he asked. “I had them sent to Jerry’s office and he said they came yesterday, but I had other things going on.” “I heard, and I’m sorry about that,” Kevin replied. “Let’s move on and celebrate the good stuff,” I said. Chase then came by and got his copy. “Okay, I appreciate you giving me a copy, Scragg,” the billionaire said. “You know I couldn’t leave you out, Chase, and I got copies for your sisters.” “Great, I’ll take them. I know they’ll be happy that you included them in this,” the blue-blood replied. “I think we need to celebrate, so why don’t we all grab something to eat,” Chase suggested. “Where,” Kevin asked. “Anywhere you like.” “We need to get over and see Rebecca,” Blake said. “Oh yeah, we sure do.” “Do that now, and we’ll hit The Happy Hog tonight,” Chase suggested. Everyone agreed and Blake and I got ready to go over to the O’Day’s.

Mackenzie greeted up with a big smile. I handed him a copy of the book, which made his smile bigger. “Thanks for coming and for the book,” he said. “The baby is with Caitlin in the family room.” We followed the proud papa who was the most animated I have seen in a long time. Caitlin greeted us and Blake immediately checked out Rebecca, who was sleeping in her mother’s arms. “She’s beautiful,” Blake said. They switched babies and then took a seat. The couple’s other four girls came running up to me and asked how I was doing. I bantered back and forth with the girls while Mackenzie read my book. “That looks like Mr. Scraggy on the cover,” Blair said. “That’s because it is,” her father replied. “Is the book about him?” “Yes, he wrote it.” “Wow, can I read it,” Blair continued. I laughed while Blake rolled her eyes. “It’s not a book for children,” I said. “Is there bad words in it,” the precocious child asked. “Some, but you need to wait until you’re a little older before you read it.” Mackenzie’s eyes widened with surprise when he read a passage from the book. “Yes, honey, it’ll be awhile before you read this,” he said. “I tried to be honest,” I replied.

I probably should have lied more.

We talked to the O’Day’s and told them about the dinner tonight. They declined, but thanked us for coming over. We told them about our excursion to New York, and briefly mentioned what happened back in Kansas. “That’s awful,” Caitlin said. “They’re horrible people, but we’re not going to dwell on it because there’s too many great things here to focus on,” I replied. “You look good, Mac, and it looks like you’ll be back to full strength pretty soon,” I remarked. “I probably won’t be going back to the firm,” he replied somberly. “They’re ruthless, but I knew that. I got an offer from Chase, a couple of days ago, and I think I’m going to take it. It’s less money, but I’ll have a normal life. I want to be around to see my girls grow up and that means knowing what I can and can’t do,” he added. “That’s great, Mac.” The accountant gave me a warm smile. “You’re so talented, smart, and an original; it’s not fair, Scragg, but I’m glad you got all of it,” he said. “I wasn’t smart for most of my life, so while your compliment is appreciated, I know differently,” I replied. “That’s in the past, Scragg, and you have it all now. You also have a great woman who keeps you straight,” Mac continued. Blake laughed. “Flattery will get you everywhere,” she quipped. Caitlin then gave me a smile. “There’s no one like you two. I was telling Mackenzie the other day that I’ve never seen you two at odds or felt any tension between you. How do you do that,” she asked. “Oh, there’s tension,” I replied. “In fact,one wrong move by either one of us, and we’re done,” I replied. “What,” Caitlin asked. “We’re alcoholics and junkies, which means we know what’s at stake,” Blake said. “We’re not proud of that, but the truth isn’t always nice. What we have now is something we never thought we’d have, so we don’t take it for granted. I wish we didn’t do the things we did when we were younger, but it led us to a good place, but only after we knew that we had to change,” she continued. “We had to change to stay alive,” I added. “You two sure did,” Mac said. “Yes we have.”

And maybe forever.

Art Imitating Life 1014

Paige stopped by the house in the evening and sensed something had happened. I told her what was going on in Kansas, and she gasped in horror. “My God, Daddy, what’s wrong with those people?” “They’re killers, but we already knew that. I’m just thankful that we’re no longer there.” “Do Tabby and Tara know?” “I haven’t called them; it’s a Friday night and there’s no reason to get them all riled up over this,” I replied. “What about Professor Adams?” “Blake talked with him a few minutes ago and he feels the same way we do. We have decided to keep moving forward and letting the thugs back there rot where they belong.” Paige walked over to the computer and checked the net for further details. “Oh, God, they found another body,” she said. “Ronnie Delmont,” I asked. “Yes, they think it is his remains.” “We’ve had enough of this, Paige,” I told my daughter who promptly turned off the computer. “I’m sorry, Daddy.” “Let’s just focus on the good things,” I replied.

My cell went off and I saw that it was Tara.

“Yes, Little Mama,” I answered. “Professor Adams told me about what happened, Elmer, is Blake okay,” she asked. “She’s a little shaken up, but she’s fine. She’s resting now, but I’ll tell her you asked about her.” “They’re animals, Elmer,” Tara said in a broken voice. “Yes they are, but they’re getting what’s coming to them, so you just focus on your life and don’t waste another second pondering what those monsters have done,” I replied. Tara told me she loved us and would see us soon.

Fifteen minutes later, Tabitha and Channing stopped by.

“I know you don’t want to hear anymore about those scumbags, but I wanted to make sure Blake is okay,” she asked. “She’s fine, but she’s tired from the trip and all this mess. I appreciate you checking on her.” “I’m so glad for the life I have now, Elmer, and I’m with you about forgetting those fuckers. We have lives while they’re going to rot in jail or be executed by one of their own. Our lives are great, so they can eat shit and die,” the spunky young lady said, exhibiting some of the pissed-off anger that defined her in Warren, which is now righteous. “That’s how I feel, so we’re all in unison in our feelings about those criminals,” I replied. Tabitha gave me a hug and then began her evening with Channing. Michael called Paige, and I told her to go have a good time.

I needed a little solitude.

I walked in the bedroom and laid down next to Blake. She asked me if I was okay, and I told her that I’m fine. “We’re not the ones wasting away in jail or on the run. We’re making something of our lives, which is more than those dingleberries can say. I hope all that carnage was worth it, but they don’t think like we do, so trying to assume anything about them is foolish.” “You can’t place your values on those who don’t have any,” Blake added. “There you go.” “When I revised Seth’s screenplay, I wanted to emphasize the futility of a criminal’s life. There’s nothing noble about their behavior and I wanted to portray them for what they are. I’m not an expert in criminal behavior, so I used the people I know well enough to create a character with no morals or conscience. Ricky is an evil man who feels nothing, which is sad because I remember thinking that he had something to offer this world, but he doesn’t. Your character in the movie is a worthless criminal who gets what he deserves because it’s the life he made for himself,” Blake said. “You’ve done an incredible job with the script, baby, and you did capture the thudding hopelessness and sociopathic anger that career criminals have. It’ scary to think that I associated with people like Stultz and Brimley, which could have gotten me an unmarked grave somewhere.” “You were a sad man who needed a second chance. All those thugs back there pursued a criminal path because they thought they were smarter than the law. People can change, but if they have the capacity to do so. Ricky, Brimley, Billy Meade, and the rest of that pathetic gang have nothing,” Blake replied. “So I’m playing Stultz on the screen,” I asked. “Well, I also gave you the unsavory traits of other people I know,” my wife replied.

I decided to not to go any further with this conversation.

Contempt For Those Who Betrayed Our Trust 1013

“We thought we were helping Stultz by treating him with respect and dignity, so we bear no blame for our good intentions. Yes, we knew he was a criminal, but we also trusted him and allowed him to become part of a very special group of friends. We did the same for Brimley. It’s not our fault that they’re cold-blooded killers with no conscience. I’m sick of those despicable thugs encroaching on our lives and I’m not going to allow it anymore. We’re good people who do the right thing and I’m not apologizing for trying to help a criminal turn his life around. Stultz, Brimley, and Meade can go fuck themselves in the bowels of Hell,” I said. Bob and Bruce nodded in agreement. I held Blake, who had stopped crying. “I’m sorry this happened at this time, but at least it does seem that the law is closing in on Billy Meade, who’s emerging as the real mastermind behind all that went on out there. I hope he resists and they blow his ass away because that would be a fitting ending for that scumbag. Stultz and Brimley will never see freedom again, but I would feel better if they also met a violent end. I know that’s not a Christian thing to say, but it’s how I feel at this point,” Bob said. “We need to keep doing what we’re doing and forget about those murderous shitheads,” Bruce growled. “I’m with Scragg; we gave all those thugs the benefit of the doubt and they betrayed us, but that won’t happen again. They’re all going to get what’s coming to them. As for the rest of those idiots who got mixed up with them: I hope it was worth it because their lives really suck. Claude Yoder disgraced the badge, Andy Kelsey threw away a thriving family business, and the rest of them made their lives miserable by willingly associating with scum. I have nothing but contempt for all of them,” Bruce added.

That about sums up the situation out there.

“The law knows none of us are involved with them, so we’re safe from any further investigation. They know Meade is still in the area, so it’s just a matter of time before they nab his ass. They think there might be a hit man looking for him, which only adds to the insanity out there. I don’t know why the suspect that, but it’s probably true. In all the years I lived out there I never dreamed anything like this could happen, but crime has always been in small towns. We just hear about it quicker now,” Bob said. “I’m hungry,” I said. Blake gave me a puzzled look before smiling. “What do you want to eat,” she asked. “A sub,” I replied. “Let’s go get one,” Bruce said.

It’s good to be home with friends.

Soulless Men 1012

In July of 2008, two men were driving on Highway 36, when they were stopped by a patrol car outside Marysville, Kansas. A policeman and another man got out of the car and approached the small compact with their guns drawn. They immediately opened fire on the two men. After killing the driver and the passenger. A duffel bag was taken from the trunk, and then the car was set on fire. The policeman and the other man then headed back to Jackton.

Upon arriving in Jackton, the two men opened the duffel bag and split the cash inside.

The two men were Claude Yoder and Ronnie Delmont, a career criminal from Jackton, who disappeared shortly after committing the murders with Deputy Yoder.

The two men they robbed and murdered were drug couriers who were part of an operation based out of Kansas City. Fearing he couldn’t trust a low-life like Ronnie Delmont, Claude Yoder took him to a field outside of Jackton, and put a bullet in his head before dumping him in a grave that was dug prior to the hit.

Claude Yoder thought he had covered his tracks.

Unfortunately for the dirty cop, he was in debt to Billy Meade, who funneled him money to cover his gambling debts. Wanting to be free from that obligation, Yoder paid Meade off.

You don’t pay off your debts to the likes of Billy Meade, solely in cash.

Six months later, a wannabe drug kingpin was home with his wife and three-year old son in Harpersville, a small town thirty miles from Jackton. Curtis Nilon probably never imagined what would happen as we watched television. Three men invaded his home and bound and gagged he and his family before taking them to a field. It was there that the unimaginable happened. Curtis was strangled with wire while his wife and son looked on. His wife was then bludgeoned to death with a shovel. Curtis Jr’s. neck was broken. The bodies were then tossed unceremoniously in a grave that head been dug for the carnage.

Don Brimley killed Curtis Sr. and his wife.

Ricky Stultz murdered Curtis Jr.

Claude Yoder claimed to have just helped bound and gag the family.

Claude Yoder understood that his life was over when he was indicted and decided to bring Billy Meade down, who ordered the hit on the Nilon family. He gave a detailed account of what happened to his daughter before facing certain death with indifference.

“No,” Blake shrieked in horror as Bob told us what he learned from his contact back in Warren. “Those animals,” she continued. I took her in my arms as she sobbed. “It’ll be okay, baby,” I said, knowing there was nothing I could say that would make my wife feel better. “They just got done digging up the Nilon family, and it looks like every detail Yoder gave is checking out. They’re still trying to find Ronnie Delmont’s body,” Bob said in a voice numb from horror. “They just killed people and got away with it for years,” I said in disbelief. “I worked with them, laughed with them, shared my life story with them. It’s beyond description what they did, but somehow I’m not too surprised,” I said.

Blake let out another sob.

“Michelle called you because she wanted to let you know that Billy Meade is on a rampage. She said she didn’t know if you were involved with his crew, so she wanted to make sure that you looked out for Blake. She’s now in protective custody,” Bob said. “Christ, Bob, it’s keeps getting worse,” I replied. “They’re about to finish off Billy Meade,” Bruce said. “But I’ve heard that before,” he added. “How did Yoder explain being out of the county when he murdered those men near Marysville,” I asked. “He was off-duty and he used an out-of-service vehicle that was parked in a garage owned by one of his friends. No one ever thought much about it because no one thought a deputy would use it for that purpose,” Bob replied. “Shit,” was all I could think to say.

We befriended soulless men who looked at life as a commodity to be given or taken according to the situation. There’s no way to describe men like that other than to call them what they are: evil. Evil maybe a banal concept, but for this on the receiving end of it there’s nothing banal about it.

It’s very real and terrifying.

Horror Back In Warren 1011

We arrived back in Wilmington in the afternoon. After we got home I called Paige, to tell her that we were back and to see if anything of importance happened while we were gone. “Daddy, you’re all over the news in New York. I can’t believe you played in Zuccotti Park. I also saw you rocked Central Park. Mike and Monica really praised you. I taped it for you to see. How did you like the big city?” “It was a blast, but we were limited with Elizabeth, so we decided to head home. Blake loved the stores and we had two guides that made it a great experience.” “That’s so cool,” Paige replied. “We’re going to unpack, so I’ll catch up with you later, baby,” I said. I then crashed on the couch and began to process everything that happened. Blake put Elizabeth in her crib and joined me. “Well, that’s what I call a quick getaway,” I said. “It was something we’ll never forget. Darlene left a message to tell me that she saw you on the news. I guess it’s all over up there.” “That’s what Paige said.

The phone rang–it was Chase.

“Damn, Scragg, that’s what I call making a splash. You’re all over the news in New York, and everyone is talking about you. I got a several calls from record stores up there about ordering your albums,” he said. “I tried, and I think I got a lot done. I talked someone who knows your father,” I replied. “Who’s that?” “Lou Bainbridge.” “Oh yeah, he’s a promoter who used to do some work for my father. I think he’s into concerts now. What did he say?” “He’s trying to put together an end of summer concert or something in Central Park and wants me to participate. He talked to Kilburn, so I’m assuming he’s serious.” He is, but Lou will wait and see what kind of buzz you have over the next month. He’s not into risks, so nothing is certain with him,” Chase replied. “Is there any news I need to know?” “No, just relax and get back into things down here.” Okay, buddy, I’m going to take a nap, so I’ll get up with you later.” “Oh, one other thing: A Dan Lee and Amy Jardine called Amber, about a job. They said you put them in contact with her, so what’s the deal with them,” Chase asked. “They’re interns for The Morning Show who served as our guides. Their internships are almost up and they need to find a real job. I didn’t guarantee them anything, but if you have any suggestions or leads I would appreciate anything you can do for them.” “Okay, will do.” “Thanks, Chase.”

I crashed on the bed and closed my eyes. Blake plopped down a few minutes later. We were just about to drift off when someone came knocking on our door. “Is there no rest for the weary,”I groaned. I got up and saw that it was Kevin. I let him in and immediately sensed that something was wrong. “What’s up, Kev,” I asked. “I know you’re tired and need a nap, but this can’t wait, Scragg. Yesterday, I got a call from a Michelle Yoder, who said that she used to work for you in Kansas. I told her you weren’t here, but that I could take a message. She said that wouldn’t be necessary and that she would get up with you some other time. I remember the last name, but I wasn’t sure if she was mixed up with that Stultz character. Bob and Bruce went to Jacksonville yesterday, and I haven’t seen them since, otherwise I would have told them. I just thought you might want to know,” Kevin said. “Where did she call,” I asked. “The restaurant, and she seemed to know something about it because she knew the menu, of course, she could have that found that online.” “Have you tried to call Bob or Bruce,” I asked. “No, because they were going to the base to get Bruce a new ID, and then they were getting up with some old friends. I don’t know when they’ll be back, but I thought I would tell you to give you a heads up,” my partner replied. “Okay, let me see if I get up with them,” I said. Kevin handed me his phone and before dialing I asked Kevin if Michelle said anything else. “No, but something wasn’t right about the call,” he replied. I dialed Bob’s number and he answered after the first ring. “Bob, I’m here with Kev, who said that Michelle Yoder called the restaurant yesterday, which I find curious. Have you heard from anyone back in Warren?” “No, but I can find out.” “Do that because something isn’t right.” “Okay, buddy, how was your trip?” “it was great, but this isn’t cool,” I replied. “I’m on it now,” Bob replied. I clicked off and gave Kevin a weary look. “I gotta run, but I’ll talk to you later,” he said.

I took a seat on the couch and prayed no more shit was coming down. Blake walked out of the bedroom and asked if everything was alright. “Michelle Yoder called the restaurant yesterday looking for me,” I replied. “Oh, God, not that again,” Blake gasped. “It may be nothing, but she was indicted along with her father and everyone else in Warren, so it might be serious.

Bob called back ten minutes later.

“Scragg, there’s trouble alright, Claude Yoder was found beheaded in a field not far from the diner. They found him today in the late morning,” Bob said in a weary tone. “Christ, what the fuck is going on out there,” I blurted out. “I’ll see you in an hour, Scragg,” Bob replied. “It’s real bad, isn’t it,” I asked. “Yes, but I gotta call back to Warren,” my best friend replied before clicking off. Blake gave me a terrified look. “What is it,” she asked. “Claude Yoder was found beheaded in a field today in Warren,” I replied. Blake let out a chilling scream.

The horror back in Warren just keeps coming.